Meet Our Adventurers

Carolus O. possum

I lived my entire life in a dark elf enclave beneath the earth, so far from any other race that in time we were thought to be extinct. After being taken captive by a dwarven mining expedition I made a devils bargain to become host to a subterranean deity, Mot - the infected calf patron of rot and decay. I woke up at the mouth of a tunnel on the surface covered in blood with a catman poking me with a stick. The rest is history...

-As portrayed by Kyle

Special Weapons:

Rapier of Mot: 1d8 piercing, A piece of burning molten metal that is grafted onto his wrist that he can call upon in a moment’s notice. Cannot work in anti-magic zones.

DM achievements unlocked:

Improv Master (Ep 5-6)

Stealth Kill (Ep 6)

Part of the first ever DM’s TP-KO (Ep 7)

Shit Protest (EP 15)

Casting Darkness Never Works! (EP 25)

Tepid The Pond

They call me Tepid the Pond. I was born to a Gnomish clan of paladins until I left due to the hypocrisy of their traditions. I made my way to the Bay of Austin where I was raised by wild octopuses. As I watched the order of the moon and the seas, I began following the path of the druid and the order of nature. I travel the land seeking adventure, and to bring the order of the tides to the chaos of the world of men.

-As portrayed by Tim

Special Weapons:

Hookstaff made of Cursewood 1D6 Slashing +1D6 poison damage.

DM achievements unlocked:

Pissed off the entire ship. (Ep 1-4)

Defeated the first major threat in the campaign. (Ep 4)

Has a bullet in him and shit his pants. (Ep 12)

Stopped a team mate from getting laid (Ep 19)

Bought Everyone’s Friendship (Ep 32)

Ovid Bulky Tits

They call me Ovid Bulky Tits. I’m a cunty little snatch from Avondale. I made my way to the Bay of Austin where I was taken in by my found family. There are rumors that I killed my first husband, but he’s really just moved to the South. I met the love of my life, Ray Lee Otana, while I was waitressing for Entourage Airships. I’m a whip smart Murphy Brown (whoever that is) style tradeswoman who loves costuming. I’ve got a great pair of legs that I use in my satyrical dance shows.

-As portrayed by Julie

Special Weapons:

None…. yet.

DM achievements unlocked:

Significantly raised the DMs blood pressure due to stress. (Ep 8)

Didn’t get into a fight for a stupid reason. (Ep 8-9)

Got into a fight for a stupid reason. (Ep 14)

First Critical fail of the game! (Ep 14)

Probably not coming back but the DM refuses to kill this character (maybe future special if she ever has a day off) (EP 30)

The Eggzile

Good morrow ladies and lads, the name’s Eggzile…

I come from a far off city of birds and bird people in the Mountains higher than the sky itself, we lovingly refer to the city as The Roost. We rarely leave the city except in times of great need. I was tricked by my cousin Rou-fuss into leaving our kingdom and was banished to walk this disgusting patch of dirt you wingless types call Cepodoro… No longer able to soar amongst the clouds with my brethren known as Passeri, I became bored…So I took up a job as a bounty hunter… if you’re a criminal, and the price is right, you’ll find yourself on the receiving end of my bell staff… Caaaaawwwwwwwww!!!

-As portrayed by Joe

Special Weapons:

Ritual Bell of La whor Rence: a bell staff of the Passeri people (they really like bells) blessed by the God La whor Rence. 2d6 Bludgeoning plus 1d3-1 thunder.

DM achievements unlocked:

Beat a Lamia in an arm wrestling contest. (Ep 2)

Holy shit! Someone healed someone else! (Ep 12)

Released a serial killer on accident (Ep 17)

Took his Oath in the most literal way possible (Ep 23)

Got Real Dark With It (EP 25)

Gift of Charity (EP 27)

Saves a Random Life (EP 33)

Seb

I grew up in a cult of Maokatos that Preached love and murder through music, what you may think of as akin to the Manson Family (whatever that is). After my mother and I escaped, I learned music from an old Mao Kato named Kat Daddy. Kat Daddy also taught me how to steal. When I was strong enough I went out on my own and met up with Careless and rest is a life of banditry.

-As portrayed by Jon

Special Weapons:

Maokato Battle Lute: 1D8+1 Slash. A special lute that hides a sword inside of it. A DC investigation of 18 is needed to figure out it is more than just a lute. Maokato are often fond of hidden weapons so this really isn’t that unusual.

DM achievements unlocked:

Sings Like an Angel (Ep 5-6)

First Crit of the Game (Ep 7) (but was on the receiving end)

Part of the first ever DM’s TP-KO (Ep 7)

Smoked up the party (Ep19)

Got Real Dark With It (EP 25)

The Unnamed Solder

I am the unnamed soldier. Human, Fighter, and unnamed.

-As portrayed by Kumar

Special Weapons:

Beta Blade 1d6+2 slashing damage scimitar with strange markings. maybe there is something more to it? I am sure he wont ask.

DM achievements unlocked:

Pissed off the DM in the first 30 seconds of recording. (Ep 1)

Making friends with the captain (Ep 4)

First one to get a kiss! (Ep 12)

Nickname gained: “Blankie” (EP 20)

Day Drinking and Night Loven’ (Ep 31-34)

Kamila

I am Kamila, a young Tiefling of the Yellow-Skinned River Forest Clan. We are Dragon Egg farmers by trade. Nothing is more important to me than my family, and my responsibilities to my clutch. However, a dread flux has infected my wards; my Muto-Dragons are in danger. Though I am shy and naïve, I have ventured forth across this scary continent of Cepodoro in search of a cure to save my Muto-Dragons, and earn the respect of my clan. Time is against me, for if a cure is not found by the next harvest, all will be lost.

-As portrayed by Alli

Special Weapons:

None yet.

DM achievements unlocked:

First one to use drugs. (Ep 9)

First one to get shitfaced. (Ep 9)

Insults another player’s free dragonweed (Ep 19)

Saved the party by literally just looking (EP 25)

The mists of time cloud this particular Adventurer, as they make decisions to balance the scales of life and existence.

-As portrayed by Bill (probably)